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Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 6:57 pm
by north-north-west
That's part one completed.
Parts two & three will be harder - after all, if anything said about you was offensive enough to be moderated, the poster could use the standard 'if it's true it isn't defamation' defence.

I'm going to need some help on this . . .

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 7:02 pm
by geoskid
*&%$#! of Oll.
You have my full support NNW.

OOps, I forgot :lol: makes it all ok.

Oll is one of the most real people I have not had the pleasure of meeting - yet.

PS OLL, Hows the writing going. I'd appreciate your attempt at hetero erotica about this event.

Yours Truly
Skiddy

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 7:17 pm
by ollster
Well, that's probably 1/100

:wink:

My writing has lacked a certain inspiration too. Sorry. I'm sure NNW can attest to my realness.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 7:23 pm
by doogs

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 7:24 pm
by ollster
doogs wrote:[youtube]=3w1TzLR2tYc[/youtube]


Dooogs, you suck at the Internet...

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 7:37 pm
by icefest
It turns out lovemygoat.com is more SFW that I'd expected.

I'll miss the counter-tourism minister.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 7:38 pm
by ILUVSWTAS
ollster wrote:
doogs wrote:[youtube]=3w1TzLR2tYc[/youtube]


Dooogs, you suck at the Internet...



Too busy having a life?

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 7:39 pm
by ollster
ILUVSWTAS wrote:
ollster wrote:
doogs wrote:[youtube]=3w1TzLR2tYc[/youtube]


Dooogs, you suck at the Internet...



Too busy having a life?


Not judging by his constant complaints about work and study he isn't. C'mon ILUV, insult me you prick!

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 7:41 pm
by ollster
icefest wrote:It turns out lovemygoat.com is more SFW that I'd expected.

I'll miss the counter-tourism minister.


You're a brave man. I didn't even check out where it went...

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 7:58 pm
by michael_p
The one and only.


P.S. Why did you go?

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 8:00 pm
by stepbystep
I don't care what the cats say. you're a *&%$#! lover.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 8:28 pm
by Snowzone
Wouldn't of thought this task is too hard to achieve NNW as I'm sure over the years your ficticious 'Olly' has antagonised plenty who have been awaiting his return for just this very reason.
Alas your reputation precedes you Ollster and we all know what a *&%$#! you really are.
Let the mud throwing begin and feel the love!

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 8:45 pm
by ILUVSWTAS
Snowzone wrote: your ficticious 'Olly'



He is only too real, sad and unlikely as that may seem....

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 8:55 pm
by ILUVSWTAS
ollster wrote:C'mon ILUV, insult me you prick!



If my last post wasn't enough then... then........... then.... you're a poo head!!

There, I said it. It took me a decade but I finally called you a poo head.



All we need now are Corvus, Brett and Shughes to come back and it'd be just like old times.... actually no I hope they dont come back. :shock:

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:02 pm
by Snowzone
ILUVSWTAS wrote:
ollster wrote:C'mon ILUV, insult me you prick!



If my last post wasn't enough then... then........... then.... you're a poo head!!

There, I said it. It took me a decade but I finally called you a poo head.



All we need now are Corvus, Brett and Shughes to come back and it'd be just like old times.... actually no I hope they dont come back. :shock:

Wow ILUV that's really harsh. I was happy to just to piff a bit of mud around but your really getting down and dirty with that crap. :shock:

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:11 pm
by stepbystep
We can make this the catharsis thread. Sign a disclaimer before you enter and then rip loose on the ollster aka poohead.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:22 pm
by geoskid
Snowzone wrote:Wow ILUV that's really harsh. I was happy to just to piff a bit of mud around but your really getting down and dirty with that crap. :shock:


Woah, woah, steady up gal. :lol:

Please see my next post.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:30 pm
by geoskid
Snowzone wrote:Wouldn't of thought this task is too hard to achieve NNW as I'm sure over the years your ficticious 'Olly' has antagonised plenty who have been awaiting his return for just this very reason.
Alas your reputation precedes you Ollster and we all know what a *&%$#! you really are.
Let the mud throwing begin and feel the love!


This thread is tongue in cheek. I took yours to be that way.

If your post is serious, it's out of order.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:38 pm
by Snowzone
geoskid wrote:
Snowzone wrote:Wouldn't of thought this task is too hard to achieve NNW as I'm sure over the years your ficticious 'Olly' has antagonised plenty who have been awaiting his return for just this very reason.
Alas your reputation precedes you Ollster and we all know what a *&%$#! you really are.
Let the mud throwing begin and feel the love!


This thread is tongue in cheek. I took yours to be that way.

If your post is serious, it's out of order.

Obviously its tongue in cheek but if you want to call the mods in so early in the game I'm sure Ollster will be thrilled. :lol:

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:47 pm
by north-north-west
geoskid wrote:This thread is tongue in cheek.

Not even I have that much cheek. Not even the man mountain that is our ollster has that much cheek - and he's in Clive Palmer territory.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:52 pm
by geoskid
Snowzone wrote:
geoskid wrote:
Snowzone wrote:Wouldn't of thought this task is too hard to achieve NNW as I'm sure over the years your ficticious 'Olly' has antagonised plenty who have been awaiting his return for just this very reason.
Alas your reputation precedes you Ollster and we all know what a *&%$#! you really are.
Let the mud throwing begin and feel the love!


This thread is tongue in cheek. I took yours to be that way.

If your post is serious, it's out of order.

Obviously its tongue in cheek but if you want to call the mods in so early in the game I'm sure Ollster will be thrilled. :lol:


Mods?, Jaysus no! - do we still have any?. Carry on, I'm off. :wink:

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:54 pm
by ollster
north-north-west wrote:
geoskid wrote:This thread is tongue in cheek.

Not even I have that much cheek. Not even the man mountain that is our ollster has that much cheek - and he's in Clive Palmer territory.


Lol, well that is harsh. Palmer is short and fat. I'm Viking-like. Minus the hair... unfortunately.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:55 pm
by ollster
stepbystep wrote:I don't care what the cats say. you're a *&%$#! lover.


Go on SBS... you can admit you know first hand. We're all friends here.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 9:58 pm
by ollster
Snowzone wrote:Wouldn't of thought this task is too hard to achieve NNW as I'm sure over the years your ficticious 'Olly' has antagonised plenty who have been awaiting his return for just this very reason.
Alas your reputation precedes you Ollster and we all know what a *&%$#! you really are.
Let the mud throwing begin and feel the love!


WHO ARE YOU?! And are you say 30-40ish... and I have lots of love to feel. That is all.

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 10:16 pm
by stepbystep
ollster wrote:
stepbystep wrote:I don't care what the cats say. you're a *&%$#! lover.


Go on SBS... you can admit you know first hand. We're all friends here.


I thought the implication was enough...who'd have thought such a big lad could be such a big ...

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Wed 16 Jul, 2014 11:02 pm
by GPSGuided
LOL you guys! It's no insult when there's no insult. Welcome back!

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Thu 17 Jul, 2014 10:39 am
by ollster
GPSGuided wrote:LOL you guys! It's no insult when there's no insult. Welcome back!


I'm not back yet. NNW has only got 5/100 by my counting. Not even in double figures.

So, who's filling the "filibustering bozo" niche now the ent has departed?

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Thu 17 Jul, 2014 10:46 am
by doogs
ollster wrote:
GPSGuided wrote:LOL you guys! It's no insult when there's no insult. Welcome back!


I'm not back yet. NNW has only got 5/100 by my counting. Not even in double figures.

So, who's filling the "filibustering bozo" niche now the ent has departed?

He hasn't left, you just need to rattle his cage a bit and you get the usual outpouring of "The world according to Ent".viewtopic.php?f=3&t=17410&start=30

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Thu 17 Jul, 2014 11:04 am
by ollster
doogs wrote:He hasn't left, you just need to rattle his cage a bit and you get the usual outpouring of "The world according to Ent".viewtopic.php?f=3&t=17410&start=30


I see no issues?

Re: Sir Oll, Please Don't Go!

PostPosted: Thu 17 Jul, 2014 12:29 pm
by icefest
ollster wrote:I'm not back yet. NNW has only got 5/100 by my counting. Not even in double figures.

So, who's filling the "filibustering bozo" niche now the ent has departed?


Uhhh, how far does the insult have to go?

Would likening you to the strange lovechild of abbott and bush go too far?