Ambulance ride delivers new Bushwalking Gear

My wife had an unexpected trip to the hospital via ambulance yesterday (nothing serious as it turns out, it seems). While in the ambulance, they put her on oxygen using one of those tubes that splits into two, hooks over the ears and then under the nose.
They didn't end up using oxygen in the hospital, but they left it on her just in case. After looking at it for a bit, I realised that it would make the perfect replacement for my too short, too narrow yabbie straw (which was made from an unused motorbike battery overflow tube).
So after she took it off, I put it in my pocket, and when I got home, I cut the various extra bits off each end of it, and it is now the perfect length and diameter for a great yabbie tube, I reckon. I won't have to bend over nearly as far, or suck nearly as hard when drinking with this new tube.
So the moral of the story is that if you ever need to go on oxygen in an ambulance or hospital, don't let them just toss the oxygen tube in the bin afterwards. Take it with you and use it for a bushwalking yabbie straw.
They didn't end up using oxygen in the hospital, but they left it on her just in case. After looking at it for a bit, I realised that it would make the perfect replacement for my too short, too narrow yabbie straw (which was made from an unused motorbike battery overflow tube).
So after she took it off, I put it in my pocket, and when I got home, I cut the various extra bits off each end of it, and it is now the perfect length and diameter for a great yabbie tube, I reckon. I won't have to bend over nearly as far, or suck nearly as hard when drinking with this new tube.
So the moral of the story is that if you ever need to go on oxygen in an ambulance or hospital, don't let them just toss the oxygen tube in the bin afterwards. Take it with you and use it for a bushwalking yabbie straw.