Area54 wrote:What special equipment is needed?
A must is the new ultra breathable range of clothes from the "New Emperor Company". Not only are they highly breathable but also ultra light leading the way in the wearer being forward. Initial fashion concerns have been dealt with a new range of models appearing as the previous ones from the older Norm range encounter a less than enthusiastic response.
Another major plus with the range is the life time guarantee with the only downside being wrinkles, as they are considered to be fair wear and tear so not covered by warranty. The marketer however does claim that an extract of jelly fish can restore the garment to near new. The Queensland Government tourism minister is highly excited by this range, and especially the use of a renewable product to restore it, and will be featuring both the clothing and restoration product in a new tourist commercial promotion called, “Why are you watching when you can be here in person”. It is rumoured that Jim Clark will be the director.
There has been some concerns by members of the technology’s cold weather performance but that appears to be limited to Tasmanian conditions. This has been called “small grapes” by the Queensland Government in reference to review conducted by the Tasmanian Director of Environment and Clothing of the claims made. The design however does work best in temperatures above 25 degrees but certain models have been called “sub zero” by an appreciative audience. The catalogue photographed by Spencer Tunick has been considered by many to be of such quality as to be a piece of artwork. Many claim they are only getting it for the specifications though it is rumoured many are now been sold at an increasing price to a select group that have a fascination with trench coats.
The packaging is suitably unique and uses a paint tin filled with a popular confectionery that once eaten reveals the depth of design that went into the product and the thinking of the supporters. This recycling of marketing ideas has been strongly supported by the conservations movement as concern have been expressed that too many innovative ideas have been used already thus curtailing the available pool of truly unique ideas available for the future generations to develop.
The idea for the concept apparently came about from a study of sheep after autumn and spring and the observation that heavy clothing is not needed for a large part of the year. The underlying technology’s name, Sunbreaker, is in the process of been licensed with production moving offshore to sunny places with shady people to be in line with the Corey Hart written jingle.
Cost is variable but appears to be what you can get, or words to that effect, though the writer is puzzled why everyone cannot get the same break on pricing as it appears to be limited at the moment to a select club that anyone can join. It is hoped that similar pricing will be opened up to all prospective buyers
Cheers Brett
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