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Wed 03 Mar, 2010 10:07 am
ollster wrote: another thing I've learnt, more than 2 cats is a sure sign of madness.
I love cats but while one is a loyal loving companion and two is a warm, if cramped lounge, many more indicates some deeper issues, cat breeders and multi person households excluded. Though hard to use the phrase "barking mad"
Cheers Brett
Wed 03 Mar, 2010 11:53 am
Since we seem to be totally off bushwalking!
Things I have learnt.......
The average woman is at least 100 times more sexual than the average man. (hard to get them to admit this though)
Wed 03 Mar, 2010 5:00 pm
Firstly, cougar is not offensive, its something to be proud of. Basically it means a woman who is a bit older but still looks 20, and hence goes for younger guys. A compliment really. I know many of my mates would love to get a cougar. Unfortunately these are definitely not the guys you're after.
I'm not the person to ask as to what is 'cougar bait' however.
Wed 03 Mar, 2010 5:16 pm
So a woman who has had a face lift and/or make up 6 inches thick or who is only in her late 20's. I thought they were supposed to be older older, as in 40's up? Never seen the show so I've no idea.
Wed 03 Mar, 2010 5:20 pm
I didn't know there was a show. Anyway, sure looks play a part, but confidence is much more attractive. If there's a woman who knows she looks good, even if not in her 20s, then it rubs off. Too much makeup looks gross anyway - you'd be better off with none than that.
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 9:38 am
And, to get back to the original topic whilst remaining with the digression:
Men know when you're looking and keep away. It's only when you decide you can't be bothered with them that they're interested.
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 9:49 am
scavenger wrote:And, to get back to the original topic whilst remaining with the digression:
Men know when you're looking and keep away. It's only when you decide you can't be bothered with them that they're interested.
Sounds like "only want what you can not have". Or to quote from the Stones
"You can't always get what you want
And if you try sometime you find
You get what you need"
But then again they also wrote
"Can't get no satisfaction" so go figure
Cheers Brett
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 4:36 pm
scavenger wrote:And, to get back to the original topic whilst remaining with the digression:
Men know when you're looking and keep away. It's only when you decide you can't be bothered with them that they're interested.
Not necessarily. There's interested (which is a must, otherwise we don't bother) and keen (which is like "there must be something wrong if you're that desperate"). Find the line!
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 6:06 pm
When packing for an overnighter that is aborted, remember the first aid kit ISN"T in your daypack anymore - OUCH!!!
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 6:33 pm
Tell us more, I'm assuming that you are composing your trip report for those of us who were stuck inside on this most perfect of autumn days. You obviously made it home safely in spite of injury?
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 7:22 pm
scavenger wrote:And, to get back to the original topic whilst remaining with the digression:
Men know when you're looking and keep away. It's only when you decide you can't be bothered with them that they're interested.
What an interesting thread I met the love of my life when I was 13 yoa, fast forward to when I was nearing sixteen met up again wonderful ecstatic explorative relationship moving on, family pressures caused us to reluctantly part (religion) however it only took around a year for us to re unite and we Married in Dec 1968
and guess what we are happy and active.
corvus
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 7:36 pm
If you can't see a cairn, doesn't mean it's not there
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 7:38 pm
Taurë-rana wrote:Tell us more, I'm assuming that you are composing your trip report for those of us who were stuck inside on this most perfect of autumn days. You obviously made it home safely in spite of injury?
Too tired to compose anything, great day, slightly sore
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 8:01 pm
Don't bother trying turning the TV over from SBS or ABC on Thursday evenings.
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 8:04 pm
AUSTAR!!!!!
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 8:12 pm
Taurë-rana wrote:So a woman who has had a face lift and/or make up 6 inches thick or who is only in her late 20's. I thought they were supposed to be older older, as in 40's up? Never seen the show so I've no idea.
I'm still waiting for a few cougars to come my way but when your nearing 50 they seem to go past for the younger guys.
Edit: Further to the above, this guys got it worked out.
http://www.abc.net.au/iview/#/view/521550Dominic Gill rides through the Americas on a tandem picking up strangers along the way to help him complete his trek.
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dancier on Thu 04 Mar, 2010 9:20 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Thu 04 Mar, 2010 9:13 pm
Off subject, how was Mt Lord Mark?
Fri 05 Mar, 2010 3:20 am
It was quite nice! Open forest up to Lanes, then a little bit of light scrub across the plateau, then up to Lords, then back down to the road through more open forest! Quite nice!!
Very nice to finally tick it off!!
Fri 05 Mar, 2010 9:58 am
ILSWT is a machine! .....4.20am!!!
Fri 05 Mar, 2010 10:06 am
Nuts wrote:ILSWT is a machine! .....4.20am!!!

Nah, a vampire. With fricken lasers for eyes.
Fri 05 Mar, 2010 12:08 pm
Hahaha Lasers?? WT *$&# Oll????
Sadly nothing that exciting, had to work today and just jumped on while having my cup of wake me up coffee.....
Thu 11 Mar, 2010 9:44 pm
Taurë-rana wrote: I have actually met some young men who are fairly mature in their late teens, and I know a good number who are still immature in a bad way in their late 40's.
Tell me about it. I've just had a 30+ twonk at work say "Stop picking on me!" after throwing a tantrum (and a fair few cartons) just because I asked him a question.
Sat 20 Mar, 2010 3:40 pm
scavenger wrote:Taurë-rana wrote: I have actually met some young men who are fairly mature in their late teens, and I know a good number who are still immature in a bad way in their late 40's.
Tell me about it. I've just had a 30+ twonk at work say "Stop picking on me!" after throwing a tantrum (and a fair few cartons) just because I asked him a question.
And the question was?
Mon 22 Mar, 2010 6:14 pm
"Are you going to use those cartons?" I still think the reaction was a trifle excessive.
I think it all goes back to the day I told him I didn't give a rat's what he (or anyone else) thought of me . . .
Mon 22 Mar, 2010 11:40 pm
don't leave food in pockets of raincoats hanging up outside huts... possum fun...
Sun 28 Mar, 2010 9:48 pm
Just because the Forestry gate is open on they way in, doesn't mean it will still be open on the way out.
Mon 29 Mar, 2010 7:42 pm
That's why they invented bullbars.
Mon 29 Mar, 2010 7:49 pm
north-north-west wrote:That's why they invented bullbars oxyacetylene torches
Fixed.
Mon 29 Mar, 2010 8:21 pm
Too slow. You're likely to get caught in the act.
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